Ding Dong Altar Boy *

Ding Dong Altar Boy *

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Be one of the first to get your hands on The Ding Dong Altar Boy. Preorder your copy today and it’ll land in your mailbox (or inbox) the moment it’s released on July 1.

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Ding Dong Blurb

The kind of stories you’d eavesdrop on in a bar—just to retell later for laughs.


From driving a car down the hallways of a high school (on purpose) to leaping over a corpse mid-run, these true tales serve up the kind of chaos you couldn’t invent if you tried. Ever sneak into a drive-in with a trunk full of friends? Work at a local radio station where everything falls apart? Convince an entire college that Neil Diamond’s wife is roaming campus incognito? Yeah, it’s that kind of story.You’ll meet a few unforgettable dogs, endure a meltdown at Spaghetti Works, and sidestep a falling tree by the skin of your teeth. Whether it’s demolition derbies, raising kids, wrangling a forest fire, or making gloriously bad choices on the back-roads of western Nebraska, this collection will throw you headfirst into the wild, messy comedy of growing up.If you’re after the kind of stories that turn into legendary bar chatter, this book is calling your name. Grab a drink, settle in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of mischief and mayhem.

Ding Dong Playlist

This book comes with a carefully curated Spotify playlist handpicked by Donald to accompany each story. Two original songs by the author are featured, "Drunk on Wine," and "Kenny in the Tree."

Ding Dong Discussions

Book Clubs, Here’s Your Discussion Guide.


Welcome, book clubs! Whether you meet in a living room, a library, or over drinks at the local bar, this guide is designed to spark lively conversation, laughter, and maybe a few “remember when…” moments of your own.

As you read and discuss, we invite you to reflect on the themes beneath the mischief—friendship, resilience, growing up, and the kinds of stories that become legend in every family or friend group. This guide offers questions to get your club talking, laughing, and maybe even sharing a few personal adventures of your own.

So settle in, pass the snacks, and let the stories roll.